Dearest Meat Puppet,

First of all, happiest of birthdays is wished upon you. You are a good man, and an awesome friend. And you are really good at solitaire too. I love you good times, man. I HOPE YOUR 20th WAS THE BEST BIRTHDAY EVER. Celebrate these happy days, my friend. Secondly, well. Um... That was it really. Happy birthday!

Lots of love,
themagicroundabout.