Futurama
Fry: So what does Uranus smell like...mmhh hahahaha
Leela: I don't get it?
Professor:Fry is unaware that scientist changed the name of Uranus in 2168 in order to once and for all get rid of that stupid joke.
Fry:Really? So what is it called now?
Professor: Urectum
Venture Bros.
Brock: Honestly Hank, where do you come up with this suff? I never see you read.
Dean: It's weird isn't it?
Brock: It's like he channels crazy dead people.
The Critic
(Armed terrorist disguised as a Catering service walk into a theatre in New York City, carrying AK-47s and Missle Launchers. Suddenly, a stage hand spots them...)
Stage Hand: Who are you guys?
Terrorist: Uh...We're the caterers...
Stage Hand: Aren't you a little heavily armed to be caterers?
Terrorist: Uh... we took the subway...
Stage Hand: Aren't you a little lightly armed to be taking the subway?