(From The Simpsons)
Homer: Why would I wanna look at a pen with a-- *gasp* Oh no, her clothes are coming off! [Covers his eyes, but takes a peek.] Heh heh, hey! You know who would love this? ...Men.

(From Futurama)
Roberto: [Holds Zoidberg at knifepoint] Back off! I have hostages!
Dr. Zoidberg: Hooray! I'm helping!