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  1. 12-20-2006, 06:29 PM #1
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    A'yo I want to hear the funniest jokes you guys can come up with about this game. Check this out!

    ( Cop pull over on the side to find Vaan assisting an injured Panelo)

    Cop:" Is there a problem?"

    Vaan: " Thank God your here!!!"

    ( Cop looks at Panelo )

    Cop:" Sir, Did you do this?"

    Vaan:" No, my partner was injured by Fenrir!!! But I can help her don't worry!!!"

    ( Vaan attemps to cast magic )

    Cop:" Sir, what are you doing?"

    Vaan:" I'm about to cast Curaga and save her."

    Cop:" You have a license for that?

    Vaan:" What?"

    Cop:" Sir, let me see your license."

    Vaan:" You gotta be kiddin! She is about to die!!!"

    Cop:" Sir, I'm not going to ask you again."

    ( Vaan gets mad and hands his license board to the Cop. )

    Cop:" Sir, you don't have a license for that magic I'm going to have to ask you to stop what your doing."

    Vaan:" What?! No!!!"

    ( Vaan raises his hands and the Cop draws his weapon )

    Cop:" Put your hands behind your back now!!!"

    Vaan:" NO YOU IDOIT!!!"

    Cop:" That's it!!! Your coming with me!!!"

    ( The cop restrains Vaan and drags him to jail leaving Panelo lieing on the side of the road)

    Panelo:" V-Vaan?"

    ( Panelo dies )
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  2. 12-20-2006, 08:18 PM #2
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    Hihi!

    Licences are funny.
    Me and my kids have dragon eggs:


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  3. 12-20-2006, 08:31 PM #3
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    VG Cats did this joke better.
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  4. 12-20-2006, 09:11 PM #4
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    Quote Originally Posted by Timerk View Post
    VG Cats did this joke better.
    True, but this is still funny...and i can totally see it happening xD Although i'm more inclined to think they'd stop you if they saw you wearing some uber cool hat or boots. Silly licence board. :rolleyes2
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    I'm too poor to afford Curaga.

    I'm all about the Cure, baby.
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  6. 12-21-2006, 08:02 AM #6
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    There's no cop in Ivalice, it was supposed to be Imperial.

    The Late Owen Macwere Production.
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  7. 12-21-2006, 02:35 PM #7
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    Quote Originally Posted by Timerk View Post
    VG Cats did this joke better.
    Link me plz. I want to see this

    Vaan - "Hey, you!"
    Penelo - "Yeah, you! The one reading this sig at this very moment!"
    Vaan - "Interested in playing FFXII International Zodiac Job system?"
    Ashe - "But you have no knowledge of the Japanese language?"
    Fran - "....We could help...."
    Balthier - "That's right, Fran! Just click on Crossblades' thread on the very bottom of this signature and it will show you all license grid translations, magicks and tecks locations, and other changes that were made!"
    Basch - "Don't forget though. Swap Magic is needed to play this game if you don't own a japanese PS2."
    Vaan - "Also remember that if you played the original, you'll have an easier time playing the international version. We hope you enjoy the International Zodiac Job System experience. See ya then!"

    http://forums.eyesonff.com/final-fan...ther-info.html
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  8. 12-21-2006, 02:58 PM #8
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    http://www.vg*cats.com/comics/?strip_id=215

    Get rid of the *, though.
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  9. 12-21-2006, 05:26 PM #9
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    Well, if ya'll have a better one, by all means, so me what you got
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