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    Leviathan married her because eight hands come in handy in the bedroom. They seized power in a military coup. Easy when none of the summons know reflect.

    Here's one that's always pissed me off: why does cid insist on jumping overboard with the bomb? Couldn't he just, you know, throw the bomb?

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    Because Cid's beard got tangled with the bomb and he ended up throwing himself overboard instead of just the bomb.

    Why can Edwards music kill monsters?

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    Cus he sucks.

    Why doesn't FuSoYa's Meteo kill him during a normal battle, but Tellah's kills him against Golbez.
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    Because FuSoYa is a moon man.

    Why do Rosa's arrows seem to never hit at all?

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    it adds to her helpless nature of being rescued.
    when tellah used meteo why did it relese Kain and not golbez?

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    Kain isn't a Lunarian.

    Where can you find the Hand Axe in the SNES Version?

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    Right in the axes section

    Duh

    Why is Edge such a pedophile? (Rydia + Edge)
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    It's not becuase he likes them young, it's cause she's a summoner. He's into kinky things.

    How come FFIV is the only game that allows you to revive a character by smacking them upside the head with a frying pan? (Would have loved to see Cloud try it on Aerith...)

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    Because Yang was never dead, he was in a room full of nymphos with wings, who wouldn't want to leave?

    Why does the American version get the "Crystal Sword" and not the Ragnarock??
    If I were a Final Fantasy Boss, I would be named something cool like Super-Ultra-Foxtrot-Omega Weapon or something cool like that...

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    The Ragnarok has... no wait. It does have 8 letters. I guess they wanted to make Cecil be equipped with all Crystal Equipment in the NA Version.

    Where's the Silence Staff in the SNES Version?

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    The what? Only edge would want such a stealthy weapon.

    But we all know SE hates ninjas, the bastards

    Why didnt the monks have any Ki?
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    Mom Bomb ate all the Ki's.

    What's up with Yang's hairdo, anyway?

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    All Fabulian Monks need to have their hair like that. It's part of their outfit.

    How come Porom can equip the Assassin Knife but Palom can't?

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    Because, its a sublte reference to Poroms homicidal tendencies.

    someone can take my Q
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    How come Tellah is the only Magic Caster that can't equip Bows and Arrows?

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