Pigs went extinct, sorry. Plus, they weren't as cute as the froggies.
What kinds of regional dialects and accents do you suppose the various locations and peoples of the FFIV world have?
Pigs went extinct, sorry. Plus, they weren't as cute as the froggies.
What kinds of regional dialects and accents do you suppose the various locations and peoples of the FFIV world have?
Well, probably Math and Science.
Why does Cecil have white hair?
warning: i am NOT funny.
Cause he's half lunar person?
How exactly can Gilward split a potion?
He uses harpblades. The strings are actually really sharp and can cut through glass and plastic.
Why can't anyone equip the Spoon?
Actually, Edward was supposed to be able to equip it, but he rather used it to play his harp.
Why are there no black people in FFIV? (no offence to anyone)
warning: i am NOT funny.
Well, the dwarves have black skin... Although, it might actually be due to soot and bad hygiene, who knows.
Seriously, is Rubicante naked under that cloak of his?
Crud, you just had to ask that one... ...
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Yes. Yes he is. That's why he opens his robe when you fight him so that he can no longer absorb water and ice damage. Because he thinks by flashing you the party will be so shocked that he will be able to take the perfect chance to strike! Luckily, Cecil and co. are too brave and heroic!
Do you think the Magus sisters watch the Three Stooges? How would you compare these two trios?
They probably did until Cindy sat on their TV on accident mistaking it for a cushion. The Three Magus sister's aren't as funny as the stooges.
Why can't Cid handle Hammers with one hand?
He's 54; he's not as strong as he used to be in his youth.
Does Dark Knight Cecil's helmet smell like cheese?
No.
Where did that face on the moon come from? Whose face is it?
It's mine. I bumped into it one day so it got stuck there.
Why does Cecil have a change of heart?
warning: i am NOT funny.
He thought he was doing the right thing following the King's orders. Eventually he realized it wasn't right after he had many innocent people killed during his missions.
Why are Black Chocobos so adamant on staying inside trees while waiting for Cecil and them?
All black chocobos are tree-hugging hippies, that's why.
Where do they get Phoenix Downs if there are no phoenix in FFIV?
Check the label, it clearly says "May not contain genuine phoenix down. May contain peanuts. 0% Trans Fats!".
Aren't there any pets in the FFIV world? How come you don't see some girl taking a Behemoth for a walk on a leash?
The behemoth ate her.
Where do the emos like Kain and Edward hang out in FFIV?
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