He has terrible aim. Since that one time he accidentally hit the Mysidian Elder in the butt with an arrow (you all thought he was banished from Mysidia for another reason, right?), the old geezer swore he'd never touch a bow again.
How come the adult female dwarves have beards?
So no-one can tell them (males and females) apart.
How come the characters never age, no matter how many years you play the game for?
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because its a magical land
Why do White chocobos only restore your MP?
Because they have Ethers rubbed into their feathers but Edge stole the potions.
How come no-one notices when you stick the magma key in the well and the way to the underworld appears?
Because everyone is blind.
Why does Edge throw spoons at people?
It's a well known fact Spoons are far superior to powerful Ninja weaponry.
How does Cecil sleep in that armor?
Very carefully. Either that or he couldn't sleep until he became a Paladin and lost all that heavy armor.
How come there aren't any Moogles in FFIV?
There are Moogles, they're just invisible.
Why doesn't Golbez kill Cecil at the start of the game, when he's at a really low level?
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He could have, but, you see, the Red Wings threw that party at the whorehouse in Troia and... well, let's just say that both Golbez and that unlucky Black Chocobo never forgot that night after Golbez had one too many ales...
Why is it always daytime until the party decides it's time to sleep?
Because the whole party are vampires. Thats why they can deal so much more damage than a normal man. What did you think it was, silly numbers and weapons?
Why is Rubicante a total gentlemen, while his acomplices are total asses?
Originally Posted by Maxx Power
Cuz he went to school
Why does Bahamut live on the moon, and not in the Land of Summons with his wife?
He's their god. If a God revealed itself to its creations, it would answer questions, decrease war, and generally make life easier. We can't have that.
Here's another one that pisses me off. How do Rosa and Rydia survive going to the moon hanging to the outside of the big whale?
OOC: Ashura is Leviathan's wife. Leviathan is the King of Phantom Beasts, whereas Bahamut is the god. Bahamut has no wife.
The huddled together keeping each other alive with the warmth and there bodies and using their lips to breath with eachother. What else?
Why is Zemus blue?
Because he's all alone and he has no friends.
Who is the Evil Mask designed for?
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