By "Pink Tail" they mean "Nostril Hair" that came out of the Flan Princesses microscopic nostrils.
Out of all the spies that old guy in Mysidia could have sent to spy on Cecil at Mt. Ordeals, why did he send two five-year-old kids with hardly any magic training?
Originally Posted by Christmas
Cause they was so annoying that he just wanted to get rid of them... he thought "now they are gonna die!!! ACHOOOOOOOO!!!"...
(SPOILER)how bad they came back alive... that's why he send them again and with more luck they end up stoned there...
Why Sabin does not appear on FFIV xD... ??? (i trained him so much that i need him on any ff i play ...lol)
Kuja, Please, Rest In Peace...
Dissidia Killed You
Yeah... the whole game...
Because he wasn't born yet... Not for two more installments anyway...
Why does Cid have a beard?
He needs a place to hide his viagra
Why do I die all the time
Fat kids are harder to Kidnap.
Thats not story wise relevant, and is a question for your skill. Please, change your question,or let someone else take your question.
I guess I'll take the question.
Why doesn't Zemus attack back?
He subscribes to the Obi-Wan Kenobi "Strike me down, and I will become more powerful than you can possibly imagine" school of thought.
Why don't Cecil and Kain just make out already?
Yes, in the moonlight she is even more beautiful...
Umm... since when did it have to be?
They're not gay for each other. Duh. Cecil has Rosa and Yang for lovin and Kain likes to touch small childrens.
Why is Kain blonde?
To arcanedude: I dont mind the answers, you can respond in any wacky fashion as long as it answers the question.
However, with the questions, these are questions that deal with charachters, events, monsters, items, or anything else found in the game that wasnt addressed in the story. Questions about skill of the player, off topic questions, or already answered questions ingame (Like, do Rosa and Cecil get married in the end? They really seemed to like each other) will be null, and the poster will have to post another question or pass it on.
Only his hairdresser knows for sure.
If a million monkeys were on a million typewriters, could they eventually produce FFIV yaoi that doesn't suck?
Yes, in the moonlight she is even more beautiful...
Silly, you can't make yaoi with typewriters! You need paintbrushes to do that... So, no, they couldn't.
How come, when Yang uses his power/deadly/whatever attack, it takes so freakin' long to charge?!
Because it uses so much energy (and Yang is lazy) he decides not to use it for a while.
Why is Kainazzo so unbelievably ugly?
Kain touched him when he was a little kid (damn perverted dragoon), and Kainazzo felt so dirty that he jumped into a basin of acid to get cleansed.
If ninjas are all stealthy and stuff, why the hell does Edge wear a bright orange cape?
He's part of a super-secret squad of dual-class ninja-traffic cone that work diligently to protect the world from chaos, the apocalypse, horrifying doom, and drunk motorists.
Why do the Dwarves say Lali-Ho?
Because it means "Gooday mate! Put another shrimp on the barb?" in Dwarven.
If Asura has three faces, how does she find the time to put makeup on all three in the morning before she goes to work?
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