It's a prerequisite that to be a minor FFIV character you need to die heroically at least once.
Either that or, CUT THEM SOME SLACK, THEY'RE FREAKING FIVE.
Do you think Rosa knew she was dooming herself to endless kidnappings as the LOVE INTEREST?
It's a prerequisite that to be a minor FFIV character you need to die heroically at least once.
Either that or, CUT THEM SOME SLACK, THEY'RE FREAKING FIVE.
Do you think Rosa knew she was dooming herself to endless kidnappings as the LOVE INTEREST?
As the love interest, I think Rosa was amazed that she only got kidnapped once, and only because she had no choice but to let herself get kidnapped if Cecil were to live for another day.
Why did Rydia wait until Cecil and the others were about to die before she jumped in with a summoning of her Mist Dragon?
Because she wanted to look badass, of course.
Do Palom and Porom pick their noses?
No. They pick Tellah's noses (Note, Tellah has more then one nose)
Is Golbez actually Rosa's father?
No. Rosa's father was a Baronian Knight.
Why does the Troian who guards the treasures call you honest after saying you don't have permission to get the treasures when you actually do in the GBA Version?
Cuz he doesn't want to share his treasure.
How does Rydia learn the dragon summon if Kain and Cecil killed it?
Ancestral memories.
What does a CPU do in a mostly fantasy world?
Nothing. It just waits until someone activates the giant, or allows Golbez to play Solitaire when he's bored. Some debate Edge might have used it for porn-finding purposes if he knew about it before it was destroyed.
Speaking of the CPU, how technologically-advanced were those Lunarians?
They live in caves. Not very.
Does Kain listen to emo music?
It depends on whether you consider any of the songs in FFIV emo or not.
Besides the game developers not wanting people to use Meteor, is there any reason why they made Tellah's MP always stay at 90?
To show how Tella's magical capabilities were smaller than his ego.
Why do dead people just disappear? Is burial never used in the FF IV world? And where do they go?
The rate of decay on FF worlds is vastly greater than that in the rest of the known universe due to the gargantuan microbes that crawl around everywhere, so burial is unnecessary. They end up in the gigantic bacteria bodies... a.k.a. the farplane.
Do you think that Cecil & Edge lived happily ever after with Rosa & Rydia, or do you think that ten years later there was a room full of lawyers that were debating the conditions of the prenuptial agreements?
-K
Cecil and Rosa live happily ever after and have about eight kids. Rydia is currently spending time in the prisons of Eblana for torching Edge to death with a Firaga spell the first time she visited. Her lawyer wanted to go with the SPM defense. Rydia plead guilty, claiming "the little snot was asking for it".
So, who's ruling Eblana now that Rydia torched Edge to death with a Firaga spell?
Probably that goofy old prude that kept getting frustrated with Edge's interminable spooniness ("to spoon" is 50s for "making out", which is why Gilbert is a "spoony" bard for trying to make it with Tellah's daughter, incidentally. But who can blame Tellah's daughter when Gilbert is the FFIV version of a rock star?). Things are actually getting done now, interestingly enough. Rydia of course will be let off on reduced charges and plea bargaining. Bahamut makes a better pet for her anyway.
Just to clarify, I'm pretty sure there's this chancellor that hops around during the ending cutscene while Edge just faps on his throne to thoughts of Rydia and her summons.
How much DOES a Namingway? (Get it? How much does it weigh?)
Last edited by GreenBanana; 12-10-2007 at 05:10 AM. Reason: Clarification on answer
As much renaming as you ask him to.
How come the invisible switches in black halls from FFIII were removed in FFIV?
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