Because when the time came to bring them over from FFIII nobody could find them. They say there are old staff members stuck in those bloody walls. That explains much of the supernatural phenomena that goes on almost on a daily basis at Square Studios. Random battles are actually attributed to the ghosts of the damned who are unable to pass on from this world into the next.
Mommy, what does it mean when Cecil is on a tile and Rosa is on the same tile and they are hugging like that??????
Why, they're inspecting each other's tonsils to make sure neither of them are sick, child. That's also the first step to make babies, generally. Sometime later, the stork brings the newly-made baby, and then Edge barbecues the stork with his awesome power of anger.
Why are white mages unable to use mallets in FFIV like in FFI?
Cid's Beard took them all away, because it enjoys the awesomeness of the noise "PAMF PAMF" that the hammers make. That and Rosa can't Aim with a Hammer to save her life.
Is Lord Zemus actually a misspelling/misread/mistranslation of the name Lord Xenu?
No, because the Church of Scientology would have sued Squaresoft into bankruptcy for using a Scientology term in the game without making the protagonist L. Ron Hubbard or making explicit mention of the "wonders" of their group.
What would Rosa do for a Klondike bar?
Finish Guitar Hero III on Hard mode.
Are the Pink Puffs made of strawberry chewing gum?
No. That's only an urban legend. They are actually made of Cherry Pie Filling.Originally Posted by KoShiatar
Why do Moogles Dance?
That question is hardly FFIV related seeing as how there's no moogles in FFIV. I'll answer it anyways. They conjure up special powers whenver they dance inducing magic effects that can be helpful or harmful.
Why doesn't the Coctric (FFII SNES Translation of Cocatrice) Summon work in the SNES American Version?
Because status-affecting skills are notorious for never working in RPGs ever. They make the game too easy if enemies catch them, as they're mainly just inserted to be obstacles to the player characters, which would imply that they make the game too hard or that the difference in difficulty is too steep.
Why don't they reference characters' full names in North America? I never knew Cecil's full name was "Cecil Harvey" before. Man, what a great name.
Because them folks over there across the pond in the US of A are a lot more informal and familiar.
Why do the extremely powerful summons hide away so deep underground?
Not my words Carol, the words of Top Gear magazine.
they are ariphobic (wrong i know it supposed to be scared of open spaces)
why are antlions evil?
The vertical limit is 250 pixels.:bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou:IMG]http://images.rottentomatoes.com/images/movie/coverv/45/132645.jpg[/IMG]
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Because heroes in search of the Desert Light came so often that they got pissed off.
Why doesn't Rosa wear a regular White Mage hood?
Because nobody will see her beautiful blonde hair, duh!
Why does Edward (Gilbert) look so girly?
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Because he was planning to have a sex change and taking female hormones but then he met Anna and changed his mind.
Are Rydia's eyes blue or green??
Blue. No, green. No, blue! ... GREEN! Arg, I don't know! Let's just say they're blue-green, mkay?
Do Dragoons all have smelly boots?
No. In fact, you might say that none of them do.
What do you suppose Cecil and Rosa named their kids?
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