Cecil is a hand model, earning millions of Gils due to his pretty manicured nails. Rosa is part of a black market ring selling Troian weed to teens of the Blue Planet. Rydia has her own BDSM place. Edge is actually volunteering at his local Salvation Army to feed the orphans. Kain spends too much time doing his hair; he buys shampoo and conditioner by the crate nowadays. Gilbert is actually the lead guitarist of some punk band in Kaipo; his nipple piercings and tight leather pants drive the ladies insane! Cid just sleeps all day and buys little boats to do boat races in Baron. Yang is writing self-help booklets for abused husbands. Palom and Porom fight crime in Mysidia, shoujo manga-style, when they're not studying. Tellah just rots. FuSoYa enjoys rolling on the floors of the Lunar Palace to keep them clean.

Why is the dancer in Baron such a hussy?