The never answered questions...

[NeoCracker]

Fat Chocobo used to be Really Fat Chocobo.

He's survived all this time by breaking down his massive reserves of fat, which are capable of storing even Water Solliable (SP?)e Minerals.

Why, oh why, did Kain Swallow the fly?

[Relapse]

He was afraid the Fly would swallow him.

Why is Rosa more pathetic than Rydia (as in damsel in distress)?

[Takara]

I'm so tired of people calling Rosa pathetic when we all know the real damsel-in-distress of the Final Fantasy series is Rinoa that I refuse to answer that question.

[NeoCracker]

She isn't more pathetic, nor is she a damsel in distress. (Well, kinda is, but she gets better. ) I just don't like here, because she comes off as a damsel in distress.

If Takara is the Queen of the Bushhags, who's the King?

[Evastio]

Bahamut since he's the strongest of all Summoned Monsters and they look like Bushhags in towns.

Why can't Ragnarok be thrown by Edge?

[Takara]

(Oh sweet, does that make me Goddess of the Summoned Monsters too? >_>)

He'd rather keep it to pawn it later for booze money.

Seriously, why is there a black chocobo in the forest near Baron later in the game?

[KoShiatar]

It's there to take you on holiday at the Chocobo Islands in case you don't want to save the day anymore.

What's the difference between male and female chocobos?

[Relapse]

Male chocobos are from Germany, females are from France.

How do people become Mini?

[Evastio]

They become Mini with the Mini spell or by smacking them on the head with Mallets.

Why don't metal weapons like the Mythril Staff, Hammer, and Sword do a lot of damage against the Dark Elf? He is supposed to be weak against metallic weapons.

[NeoCracker]

It was all a ruse so you wouldn't discover his true weakness.

What is Dark Elfs true weakness?

[Relapse]

Light pixies with wands.

Then what are THEIR weakness?

[Takara]

Sunlight.

Why didn't the tides change once the Red Moon left the Blue Planet's orbit?

[Evastio]

The Red Moon doesn't have as much gravitational force compared to the normal moon so it doesn't affect the tide.

Why when you Warp from King Giott's throne room after Golbez steals the Dark Crystal does the crystal room still have the crystal in the SNES Version?

[Sir Lancealot]

Because of a Virus.

What sort of Virus?

[NeoCracker]

The same Virus Cecil has.

You know, the one that makes him answer questions with responses that have absolutely nothing to do with the question.


Why haven't the Dwarfs realized their shear awesome and used it to take over the over world yet?