Suggestive clothing, a drunken bet and eleven secret herbs and spices.
How would the people of Eblan decorate their caves if they couldn't go back to their castle?
Suggestive clothing, a drunken bet and eleven secret herbs and spices.
How would the people of Eblan decorate their caves if they couldn't go back to their castle?
Not my words Carol, the words of Top Gear magazine.
If they try to hang something (eg a photo), they're get caved in!
If theres a Yang, then wheres a Yin?
yangs wife is yin in disguise
if tellah hadn't died, where would he be
In the basement of the "Pub" in Troia. And then he'd tell the other lecherous old men there: "IM IN UR PUB, CHECKIN UR HOTTIEZ!"
Not counting Gilbert/Edward, if the characters were magically transported to 21st century Earth, which one would be the best Guitar Hero player?
Cecil. He's no guitar, but he sure is a hero.
Does Rydia carry a whip to keep Edge off of her or what?
She started using whips ever since the people in the Land of Summoned Monsters gave her one.
How can Kain Jump on Sword Rats without getting injured?
Armor, duh. Although other theorize that his hair grant him some awesome powers.
Why does Eblana Castle have the same music as Damcyan Castle while all the other castles in the game have their own theme?
Because, much like FF6 and Figaro Castle, Damcyan/Eblan Castle can move between the two locations, so they are actually the same Castle, just in a different region so they had to give it a different name.
If Rosa and Rydia had a child that turned out to be Cecil, who was in fact Golbez's father who is Kain's Auntie who is Edge's Mother and Father, yet Rosa and Rydia never met, how did all of this happen?
A wizard (read: Tellah) did it.
Would FFIV have been even more awesome if Tellah was the main character? Why?
Not my words Carol, the words of Top Gear magazine.
I don't know. I guess the main character dying in the middle of the game would have created some interesting reactions in the fandom. And we would have gotten a lot more old people rants about feet being cold, then feet being warm, then feet smelling, then kids dressing up strange, then a large amounts of "in the good old days" anecdotes... And he would have told everyone that when he was young, they didn't have such things as airships, hovercrafts, chocobos and Serpent/Devil Roads. Adventurers had to walk everywhere (yes, even walking ACROSS oceans, because there was also no such things as swimming and boats), barefoot, in ten feet on snow. And no matter where they went, it was always uphill, in all directions.
If Tellah and FuSoYa had met in game, what would have happened?
They would have held a contest to see who was more deserving to be dubbed old fart.
What if the FFIV cast read "Ah, the Power of Cheese!"?
Zemus would interrupt the FFIV cast while they're reading it saying "You the heroic humans reading it does not offend me you fools!!"
Why didn't Asura or the Mist Dragon appear in any of the other FFs as summons?
Because the Mist Dragon was Rydia's mom's personal dragon, and it was passed down in her family from mother to daughter forever since. As for Ashura, she went on to do pageants and has't stopped to this day.
Why are there Dragoons if they don't ride dragons, but they kill them?
They were on holiday. It was a trade union thing, the programmers tried their best to try and get them into the game, but they just weren't having it unless they paid them double. Greedy dragons.
When Porom and Palom are unpetrified, why didn't the walls resume moving and crush them?
Not my words Carol, the words of Top Gear magazine.
Because then FFIV would be TOO awesome.
Why didn't Palom and Porom just cast stop on the walls instead of stone on themselves?
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