The never answered questions...

[Takara]

There aren't any red mages because they're actually called "sages". Blame Tellah. He whined so much about how "red mage" was a lame name for his class that after the new name was accepted, the other red mages-- I mean, sages, kicked him out of Mysidia.

Did Zemus have hair before?

[KoShiatar]

Yes he did, but it all fell because of the stress. Being evil is not as relaxing as you'd think.

What do the Pink Puffs smell like?

[abrojtm]

Tuna.

How do those crazy summon creatures get out from the Underworld when you summon them?

[Takara]

They take a cab.

If Bahamut's cave was on the Red Moon, does it mean Rydia will no longer be able to summon him after it leaves the Blue Planet's orbit?

[scrumpleberry]

Nah, Rydia's awesome, she can summon anything from anywhere.

Do Namingways have nothing better to do than hum and name people all day? Are they really...SECRET AGENTS?

[KoShiatar]

Yes, they were agents from the false king of Baron in charge of spying Cecil's moves everywhere he went, but after he was defeated they retired and went to the Moon to live their old age in peace.

Why do BushHags wear a hood?

[Dragonface]

Its all they got to cover their ears from a 'singing cry baby bard' (due to the Hags never learn his name).

Is there any air on the moon???

[Takara]

Yes. It smells like old cheese and dirty socks, though.

Do a Lunarian's dirty socks glow in the dark?

[Lawr]

Only when they take their annual Uranium baths.
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Why is Kain blonde?

[FuzZerd]

hes an albino, this is also why he never takes off his armor (he'd sunburn really quickly)

whats this dubbingway guy I've been hearing about do.

[KoShiatar]

He gives you subtitles for FF II US's poor translation.

What does the weirdo man in the Adamantium Cave do with all the animal tails?

[scrumpleberry]

God you do not want to know. It's disgusting. He actually...it makes me feel sick...he...he...

He peforms transplants on disabled animals in order to help them have a better life!

Ugh.

Anyway, how come the preferred guise of Leviathan is a wrinkly old man? And don't say BECAUSE THINGS ARE NOT ALWAYS AS THEY SEEM OHOHOHO because that's just what he wants you to think.

[Takara]

Well, he wanted to take the guise of a hot chick in a blue dress, but Asura beat him to it, and the wrinkly old man was the only one left.

When a Troian woman gives birth to a baby boy after a one night stand with a traveler in the "Pub", what does she do?

[abrojtm]

Sunbathes, of course.

Why are the dwarves constantly bombing the tower of Babil before you go in there?

[Lenneth]

Because Golbez stole the dwarves' muffins when he sent his dolls there.

How does Baron manage to brainwash Yang?