Because I now qualify for a 50% discount on the monthly fees, I finally joined the 90s and got a cell phone. Now, I want to have a non-boring voicemail message. Here's what I've got so far:

"Hey, it's Marcus. Either I have my phone turned off, or I've looked at the call display and chosen not to answer, so leave a message."

Pretty dull, really. I want something better. Any suggestions?