I need a bigger butt so my pants don't sit so low on my waist. Belts are for wierdos. Maybe I'll have to be a wierdo in the future to get my pants higher. Or I could just try to find 31x34 or 30x34 jeans instead of 32x34. These ones are hard enough to come by. ;__;

Also, I wish I had better vision. It's annoying; I don't like the hassle of glasses.