The EoFF Matchmaker is here

[NeoCracker]

Just because it didn't work the First time, doesn't mean it Shall Fail again! That is why I bring you the EoFF Matchmaker. With its new title comes new and improved features. Here's how the Game shall work.

PM Me, Title it Matchmaker, and put in the following info.

AGe:
Gender:

Self Description, Be it Physical, personality or Political Views or whatever:

Describe your desired date:

Then, I will Pair people off together based on the descripitons given. I'll PM both Parties and give them the location for their date.

Next they shall post their thoughts on the Date. (Note, just make it up as you go, since you can't actually go out on the date.)

And Remember not to post the Descriptions, PM Them.

Now, Lets Begin the EoFF Matchmaker!

[Bart's Friend Milhouse]

You're not going to pimp me are you?

[Mittopotahis]

Ahahaha, am I that desperate?
*is faced with a really hard decision.*

[Christmas]

I'm already married to a few wives, so am I still qualified? I'm always out for more wives.

[Chemical]

curious and curiouser.

[Citizen Bleys]

This is a horrible idea.

Unless you plan on matching people up with someone they're going to hate and then laughing at their antics.

[Rocket Edge]

This is a horrible idea.

It's only a bit of fun! However if it wasn't it would be like the marraiges in the middle east.

I won't be participating.

[Shauna]

What Bleys said sounds good!

[Citizen Bleys]

(God voice): OF COURSE IT'S A GOOD IDEA

[Avarice-ness]

Matchmaker, Matchmaker,
Make me a match,
Find me a find,
catch me a catch
Matchmaker, Matchmaker
Look through your book,
And make me a perfect match

I finally found a place that Fiddler on the Roof lyrics are welcome!

[Chemical]

Bleys don't be a wanker.

This isn't Lava Life of course it's just for laughs at the expense of others and for that I'm submitting you into the Matchmaking pile.


Marcus
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Age: old
Gender: Male

Description: Desparate, old and crotchety. He's a funny man, not too serious but he has the anger of the old Gods fired up in his loins. he can be scarey at times but that's just a guise; on the inside he's just a little kitten that's just learned how to piss in a catbox. (Good boy!) His interests are Gotsecs, Yelling, Video gaming and his crotch.

Convinced of their ideas and strong-willed. He is foresighted and willful. Combative strength. He always realizes his schemes. Can undertake big projects, conclude them successfully and receive the deserved rewards. He likes responsibilities and difficulties above all, and imposes himself forcefully.

Weaknesses: Combative force can lead to violence if he thinks it necessary. He is bold, presumptuous, intrepid: he likes to face danger and can naturally have a few hiccups on the way.

Ultimately he is the dark lord of EoFF. The ugly yet alluring Bach here to steal your daughters and make them into his dancing, wine drinking crotch slaves.


His Date: She should be Asian, submissive; she must be patient and like to give spounge baths. Looks aren't an issue as Bleys never tears his eyes away from the videogame screen. She should be quiet, probably even mute; Bleys likes it when they can't talk back. She should be comfortable with shackles and be prepared to carry a ball and chain for the rest of her life and must like being burried alive with her tyrant.

She should also be wild. A real pirate and a pistol. Cocky and perhaps angry, he loves a good challenge so she should be able to scheme secretly but never be smarter than him; Bleys simply hates to fail.

[LoveArya]

lol

[Bahamut2000X]

Ahahaha, am I that desperate?
*is faced with a really hard decision.*

[NeoCracker]

OF course your elligable Chirstmas, these things have never cared about Moratlity anyway.

And Shut up bleys, your too old, so your opinion has been rejected.

[Citizen Bleys]

Bleys don't be a wanker.

1) Your profile is so far off that they don't even speak the same language wherever the hell it is.

2) Perish like the worm you are.