Heh. Sure I'm in. Let's see what happens.
Heh. Sure I'm in. Let's see what happens.
Yo ho ho ho...!!
Lets start things off then.
First off we have the Defiler of Shlups Avatar.
User: Craig
Age: 58
Gender: Male
I'm widowed. I lost my wife when I was only 22. After that I pretty much became a recluse, and have been ever since. I live on a normal street, but none of my neighbours know me.
I generally spend most of my time shooting down the birds that fly over my garden, and torturing the ones that are still alive. I also spend alot of time feeding the many cats that have found their way into my house, because of all the dead birds.
I'm looking for someone young and attractive, preferably with no family in the area so that if she goes missing it will take longer before the police are alerted.
Given how most of this is a Lie, I"m going for the polar opposite. This is a surprise date, that no one expected. In his PM to me he seemed very eager in his old age to meat some one. For that I give him the honor of being with his Perfect Match, I present to you the person that deserves to be on this game more than anyone else.
User: Cititzen Bleys
Age: old
Gender: Male
Description: Desparate, old and crotchety. He's a funny man, not too serious but he has the anger of the old Gods fired up in his loins. he can be scarey at times but that's just a guise; on the inside he's just a little kitten that's just learned how to piss in a catbox. (Good boy!) His interests are Gotsecs, Yelling, Video gaming and his crotch.
Convinced of their ideas and strong-willed. He is foresighted and willful. Combative strength. He always realizes his schemes. Can undertake big projects, conclude them successfully and receive the deserved rewards. He likes responsibilities and difficulties above all, and imposes himself forcefully.
Weaknesses: Combative force can lead to violence if he thinks it necessary. He is bold, presumptuous, intrepid: he likes to face danger and can naturally have a few hiccups on the way.
Ultimately he is the dark lord of EoFF. The ugly yet alluring Bach here to steal your daughters and make them into his dancing, wine drinking crotch slaves.
His Date: She should be Asian, submissive; she must be patient and like to give spounge baths. Looks aren't an issue as Bleys never tears his eyes away from the videogame screen. She should be quiet, probably even mute; Bleys likes it when they can't talk back. She should be comfortable with shackles and be prepared to carry a ball and chain for the rest of her life and must like being burried alive with her tyrant.
She should also be wild. A real pirate and a pistol. Cocky and perhaps angry, he loves a good challenge so she should be able to scheme secretly but never be smarter than him; Bleys simply hates to fail.
I'll send out the PM's and inform them of their Date. Our lovely couple had visited a Small Sushi Bar on the coast of California followed by a Disco. Lets see how the date went. (Just improve it when you post, I'd like to here both View Points.
ROFL
Just look at the sigs around the Eyes threads. If there's one thing EoFF does not need is a matchmaker!
I'm almost suggesting changing the forum name to "The Love Boat" !
Me and my kids have dragon eggs:
drink bleach pls
Bleys can be The Skipper and Unne can be Gilligan.
I know, not the same show.
Hey, this one was your Idea Bleys.
Yush ^^ *points to her siggie*Originally Posted by Renmiri
ROFL
Just look at the sigs around the Eyes threads. If there's one thing EoFF does not need is a matchmaker!
I'm almost suggesting changing the forum name to "The Love Boat" !
i don't know that i would want to be matched up with anyone around here...i'm too old :P
As Bleys closest friend I'd like to report that they had a spectacular time. I secretly followed them and took some photos. <3 Because I love Bleys so much and want him to remember the good times.
Well this is the whore they ate sushi off of:
This is them taking a romantic walk along the strip; Bleys showing his true feelings with a gentle hug:
Oh it was a long day and time for a little nap shhhhh. Aren't they cute?:
Between you and me Bleys is just playing hard to get.
Last edited by Chemical; 12-19-2006 at 05:38 PM.
Boldly go.
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