Heres a quick one for my man Zell.

Zell is so hard.
But he sucks at cards.
Cuz when you play Triple Traid hes like a big retard.
But it dont really matter cuz he got J's on.
So cold, so fresh like a ice cream cone.
Black & red J's, yea thats the way he play.
Matching top to the bottom, you cant call him gay.
Blond hair rockin with a wierd tattoo.
Just approach him wrong and he might fight you.