Is this the funniest Final Fantasy?

[Sefie1999AD]

*SPOILERS!*



When the party is about to head into the water areas in the Ship Graveyard and Faris protests about getting soaked, Bartz says, "What, are you going to melt or something? Come on!"

"Oh my stars and commets! He's a SHE!"
With those 0_o looks on their faces made the scene priceless.

I saw that scene yesterday, and it was hilarious! Both Bartz and Galuf's reactions were funny there.

GALUF: "Are you crazy, boy? You'll catch pneumonia in those wet things!"

Then:

BARTZ: "Yeow! Lenna -- this -- he --"
GALUF: "Oh, my stars and comets! HE'S A SHE!"
FARIS: "Well -- maybe I am! You got a problem with it!?"

And finally,

FARIS: "Well, would YOU want to be the only girl on a ship full of pirates?"
BARTZ: "... Ah, right. Yeah."

So far I've been glad with the way the script has been.

[Elpizo]

Oh yeah, why doesn't anybody say how awesome Gilgamesh is in this one?

Gilgamesh: And now we figth like men! And ladies! And ladies who dress like men! For Gilgamesh, it is morphing time!

I lol'd.

[Zeromus_X]

I recently got past the first fight with him. I can tell he's going to be hilarious. xD

[Sefie1999AD]

Is Gilgamesh clearly a comical villain in FFVA? Even though I think the fan translation of FFV SNES was pretty well done, I still didn't realise Gilgamesh was meant to be a comical villain until you encountered him in (SPOILER)Exdeath's castle (when he used the Excalipoor and was banished into the Void).

[Paul]

i've enjoyed this FF script more than all of the other GBA versions. it's hilarious. especially gilgamesh. i love his music too!

[vorpal blade]

While I'd normally rather see the original translation, the real "original" translation was only in Anthologies, so I'm willing to embrace the insanely funny dialoque in this version. I just left Corwin, and... wait, what lobster?

Galuf rules.

[Zeromus_X]

It's the Karlabos palette swap you fight when you obtain the airship for the first time.

[XxSephirothxX]

I certainly laughed at Final Fantasy V the most of the ones I've played. IX is the far funnier game script-wise, though. V is just goofy.

[UltimaMasamune]

"Knights do it two handed"
"hic..."

I also love

"Gilgamesh: And now we fight like men! And ladies! And ladies who dress like men! For Gilgamesh, it is morphing time!"

[ReloadPsi]

And now we fight like men! And ladies! And ladies who dress like men! For Gilgamesh, it is morphing time!

Can't wait for this to be available in the UK. I just hope they don't have the same guys rewrite FFX's script though: The thought of them yelling "Overdrive Accelerate!" horrifies me.

10 points to anyone who knows what I'm on about.

[Levian]

Yes, I think it's the funniest, but it's not like it's really got any competition. The new script had some nice highlights and I can't really remember laughing at intended stuff in FF games. The S-M-R-T thing made me shudder, though. That one is so old and used.

[Paul]

And now we fight like men! And ladies! And ladies who dress like men! For Gilgamesh, it is morphing time!

Can't wait for this to be available in the UK. I just hope they don't have the same guys rewrite FFX's script though: The thought of them yelling "Overdrive Accelerate!" horrifies me.

10 points to anyone who knows what I'm on about.

you might as well import it. they take the piss with the UK releases, i doubt there'll even be one seeing as FF6 advance is out in the US next month. your DS or GBA will still be able to play it, they are region-free.

[Zeromus]

I like when Bartz is looking for the play boy magazine on the old japanise version...i don't know if this appears on the new ones... i play the old school games, but if the lines have changed and now are funniest, then maybe i should check it... xD

I like when the Dancer says "you too, the one who is in front of the TV!" xD... laught a lot with that...

Don't remember another one right now...

[DarkLadyNyara]

Gilgamesh is pure hilarity.

[Chrisrj]

I think when Bartz' dad screams his dead wife's name after it goes black, that it's a reference to A Streetcar Named Desire(the film) ("STELLA!!!", also referenced on The Simpsons... imagine Ned Flanders as Bartz's dad X-P)?? I don't know, kind of odd to me, but maybe it wasn't, and I'm dumb.

Yeah the GBA version's much better script-wise, especially without the pirate accent Faris had. Oh, remember in the town by Istory Waterfalls, when you're talking to that one guy who talks about being near all that water, getting an "urge"?