1. You're probably going to have a lot of fun in EoEo.

2. South American Indians, I forget which ones, probably Mayans or Aztecs- Probably Mayans - have already predicted the end of the world in 2012, December 23, specifically, so you're a little slow here. We've known this for hundreds of years. How ironic that it's relevant now...

3. You want to know how to make money? Work hard and creatively. Most of the people I see who don't have a ton of money simply aren't working hard enough to make a lot of money. Sure they may work a lot, you know, maybe they work 16 hours a day at two different restaurants, but they ain't got their own business yet. They ain't promoted to management yet. And if they're old enough to be allowed to complain, then they're old enough to have known better than to have gotten that old without making money. Of course, there's a lot of exceptions, but I tend to ignore them and keep giving to charity to give my conscience a reprive.
America runs on capitalism. Nuff said.