The Administrators, in all their cruel and sadistic wisdom, would never ban people who are commiting mass e-suicides due to the failure of their once so proud board. Only contained situations would they do anything (*cough* Linus *cough*).

Everyone would probably migrate to Red Wings, The Tilde, and God forbid this, please, Fool's Gold.

As for me, I'd hack the servers and end the celebration a few hours early.