All Your Troubles Are Over!

[farplaner]

You may have already asked yourself:

"Hey, me...what is the most inane forum topic possible, and why haven't I started it?"

Well, I am here to help!

Below, I will list a few tips that will get you well on your way to becoming the most sought after poster on the entire EoFF site!!

1. Ask questions that appeal to the amphibian brain of your responders, such as:

**which is better, chocolate or vanilla?
**do you have sex with the lights on or off?
**what makes George W. Bush so sexy?

2. include polls with as many non-relevant choices as relevant:

**ABBA is the best band ever
**POLL: Do you agree or disagree?
1.-Yes
2.-No
3.-My tummy hurts
4.-how much does a Hershy's Bar cost in China
5.-I have genital herpes

3. Be sure to ask questions that will undoubtedly spark debate:

**2 + 2 = lolli-pop. If you disagree with me, then you are going
to hell!!!

This concludes today's lesson.

[Bunny]

Who are you and what have you done with my sanity?

[LunarWeaver]

What's the catch to this process

[farplaner]

What's the catch to this process

That's the best part! There's no catch! And if you act now, you can save an additional 20% (YES 20%!!) off of however much money you send me via PayPal.

Don't miss out!!

[Christmas]

[escobert]

Please reed the above post

[Bart's Friend Milhouse]

You forgot the hordes of smilies

[Vivisteiner]

Below, I will list a few tips that will get you well on your way to becoming the most sought after poster on the entire EoFF site!!

I assume you mean 'most sought after poster' as in 'poster most sought after by people with axes, baying for blood.'

[farplaner]

Below, I will list a few tips that will get you well on your way to becoming the most sought after poster on the entire EoFF site!!

I assume you mean 'most sought after poster' as in 'poster most sought after by people with axes, baying for blood.'

Why would you assume that?