This year my stepmother's family put me in the gift exchange name draw, so I was stuck buying a gift for my father's wife's sister's son's wife who he eloped with and I've never met. They also RSVP'd to my wedding and didn't show, costing me about $300.

The gift was supposed to cost $30, but I got her a bargin bin DVD for $6.99. But who doesn't like Adventures in Babysitting?