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    Quote Originally Posted by Odaisé Gaelach View Post
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    A dead Turkey can still give you bird flu.
    No, it won't get bird flu. I have the turkey's best interest at heart here.
    I'm sure the Turkeys would prefer to live, an risk contracting bird flu.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Anaisa View Post
    I'm sure the Turkeys would prefer to live, an risk contracting bird flu.
    They're fricking turkeys! What do they know anyway?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Odaisé Gaelach View Post
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    I'm sure the Turkeys would prefer to live, an risk contracting bird flu.
    They're fricking turkeys! What do they know anyway?
    Don't insult turkeys. They were the runner-up for the national bird of the USA.

    Although frankly I wish that our beloved one-finger salute had won the contest.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Odaisé Gaelach View Post
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    I'm sure the Turkeys would prefer to live, an risk contracting bird flu.
    They're fricking turkeys! What do they know anyway?
    They know they want to live, that's for sure.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Anaisa View Post
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    I'm sure the Turkeys would prefer to live, an risk contracting bird flu.
    They're fricking turkeys! What do they know anyway?
    They know they want to live, that's for sure.
    If they wanted to live they wouldn't stare up at the sky with their mouths open and drown themselves in the rain.

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    I'm sure the Turkeys would prefer to live, an risk contracting bird flu.
    They're fricking turkeys! What do they know anyway?
    They know they want to live, that's for sure.
    If they wanted to live they wouldn't stare up at the sky with their mouths open and drown themselves in the rain.
    They don't stare up at the sky with their mouths open an drown themselves in the rain. That's just a silly myth. A Turkey wouldn't even look up at the sky. The way Turkeys vision works if it were to look at the sky, it would tilt it's head sideways, not up.

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    Oh, whatever. They're yummy. Hell, I'd eat you if I thought you tasted as good as a turkey.

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