Quote Originally Posted by chionos View Post
I'm in kentucky, which I consider the south. And I used to live in Louisina, near NO, but it was too damn humid, and Hurricane Andrew sucked balls. Except for the whole, driving through the living room in a boat thing, that was kinda neat.
Southern Vegetarian is an obvious oxymoron.

Currently I'm about an hour away from Dukes of Hazard country and I feel like I'm smack dab in the middle of Deliverence sometimes.
Seriously, there's no such thing as a "southern vegetarian." Down here they all like their chicken fried and soaked in grease and everything has to have two cups up butter in it. Prime example: the southern restaraunt chain "Cracker Barrel." Only thing thats remotely edible there is the burgers, and not only are the patties themselves uber greasy, but so are the buns. Even the tables are shiny and sticky from the grease, its disgusting.