so a famous line from a movie....

[Mittopotahis]

"I am sick of these mothersmurfing snakes on this mothersmurfing plane!"

Samuel L. Jackson at his finest.

[Dr Aum]

You remind me of the man...
What man?
The man with the power.
Power?
The power of voodoo.
Who do?
You do.
Do what?
Remind me of the man...

*babe

<3 Labyrinth

[DK]

"Allow myself to introduce... myself."

And that's MISTEEEEEEEEEEERRRR KENNEEEEEDYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY...KENNEDYYYY!


Okay sorry I couldn't resist it.

[Rocket Edge]

Any line from the speech Al Pacino gave in the dressing room to his team in 'Any Given Sunday' is brilliant, but i'll take one from The Shawshank Redemption.

'I hope i can make it across the border,
I hope to see my friend and shake his hand,
I hope the pacific is as blue as it has been in my dreams,
...i hope'. - Red (Morgan Freeman)

[NINJA_Ryu]

V: [Evey pulls out her mace] I can assure you I mean you no harm.
Evey Hammond: Who are you?
V: Who? Who is but the form following the function of what and what I am is a man in a mask.
Evey Hammond: Well I can see that.
V: Of course you can. I'm not questioning your powers of observation I'm merely remarking upon the paradox of asking a masked man who he is.
Evey Hammond: Oh. Right.
V: But on this most auspicious of nights, permit me then, in lieu of the more commonplace sobriquet, to suggest the character of this dramatis persona.
V: Voilà! In view, a humble vaudevillian veteran, cast vicariously as both victim and villain by the vicissitudes of Fate. This visage, no mere veneer of vanity, is a vestige of the vox populi, now vacant, vanished. However, this valorous visitation of a by-gone vexation, stands vivified and has vowed to vanquish these venal and virulent vermin van-guarding vice and vouchsafing the violently vicious and voracious violation of volition.
[carves V into poster on wall]
V: The only verdict is vengeance; a vendetta, held as a votive, not in vain, for the value and veracity of such shall one day vindicate the vigilant and the virtuous.
[giggles]
V: Verily, this vichyssoise of verbiage veers most verbose, so let me simply add that it's my very good honor to meet you and you may call me V.
Evey Hammond: Are you like a crazy person?
V: I am quite sure they will say so.

Best smurfin dialogue in the last 5 years

[Vivisteiner]

'He has pulled the wrong tooth.
There's only one man who would pull the wrong tooth.'

Ill give a cookie to anyone who knows where that is from.

[Spiffing Cheese]

"WILSOOOOOOOOOOOOON!"

[Eiko Guy]

V: [Evey pulls out her mace] I can assure you I mean you no harm.
Evey Hammond: Who are you?
V: Who? Who is but the form following the function of what and what I am is a man in a mask.
Evey Hammond: Well I can see that.
V: Of course you can. I'm not questioning your powers of observation I'm merely remarking upon the paradox of asking a masked man who he is.
Evey Hammond: Oh. Right.
V: But on this most auspicious of nights, permit me then, in lieu of the more commonplace sobriquet, to suggest the character of this dramatis persona.
V: Voilà! In view, a humble vaudevillian veteran, cast vicariously as both victim and villain by the vicissitudes of Fate. This visage, no mere veneer of vanity, is a vestige of the vox populi, now vacant, vanished. However, this valorous visitation of a by-gone vexation, stands vivified and has vowed to vanquish these venal and virulent vermin van-guarding vice and vouchsafing the violently vicious and voracious violation of volition.
[carves V into poster on wall]
V: The only verdict is vengeance; a vendetta, held as a votive, not in vain, for the value and veracity of such shall one day vindicate the vigilant and the virtuous.
[giggles]
V: Verily, this vichyssoise of verbiage veers most verbose, so let me simply add that it's my very good honor to meet you and you may call me V.
Evey Hammond: Are you like a crazy person?
V: I am quite sure they will say so.

Best smurfin dialogue in the last 5 years

More like the last 10

[Moon Rabbits]

"Hoo-hah."

[Jowy]

"We're adding a little something to this month's sales contest. As you all know, first prize is a Cadillac Eldorado. Anybody want to see second prize?"

*holds up prize*

"Second prize is a set of steak knives. Third prize is you're fired."

[Madame Adequate]

"You gotta be smurfing kidding."

[Elite Lord Sigma]

Leia: I love you.
Han Solo: I know.

Han at his finest.

From Monty Python and the Holy Grail

Gatekeeper: Halt! Answer me these questions three! What is your name?
Arthur: My name is Arthur, King of the Britons!
Gatekeeper: What is your quest?
Arthur: I seek the Holy Grail!
Gatekeeper: What...is the average airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?
Arthur: Well, what do you mean? African or European swallow?
Gatekeeper: Uh...I don't know that.
*Gatekeeper is thrown into the Gorge of Death*
Gatekeeper: ARRRRRRGGGGGHHHHHH!!!!!!!!

[MJN SEIFER]

Hasta la vista baby!

When I was a kid, I thought it was "Pasta and Pizza Baby!" :riiight:

[fantasyjunkie]

[Y]ou can't take away people's right to be a**holes.
Wesley Snipes in Demolition Man.

[Spammerman]

Not from a movie. Not even famous.Befunny nonetheless.

Will: "But wouldn't it be better to shoot the swordsman before he got to close quarters?"
Gilan: "Yes, Will. It certainly would. But what if you were about to do that and your bowstring broke?"
Will: "I could run and hide. What if their was nowhere to run? Youre trapped agains a sheer cliff. Nowhere to go. Your bowstring just broke and an angry swordsman is coming at you. What then?"
Will: "I suppose Id have to fight."
Gilan: "Exactly."
Horace: "What about an axemen."
Gilan: "An axeman?"
Horace: "Yes. What if youre facing an enemy with a battleax. Do your knives work then?"
Gilan "I wouldnt advise anyone to face a battleax with just two knives."
Will: "So what should I do?"
Gilan: "Shoot him."
Will: "Cant. My bowstrings broken."
Gilan: "Then run and hide."
Horace: "But theres a cliff. A sheer drop and an angry axeman coming at him."
Will: "What do i do?
Gilan: "Jump off the cliff. It'll be less messy that way."