you're so dumb you failed your blood test!

[Agrias]

k so one day i was walking into the bathroom at school to do my business....i came out feelin fine and dandy, and then i strutted down the hallways.....aaaalll my friends started laughing and pointing...i look down and i realize i had a foot long peice of toilet paper stuck to my shoe....now whats the stupidest thing you've ever done?

[Kamiko]

Being born in Russia makes me ineligible to give blood. So I guess I failed at that...

[McLovin']

Spend 200 dollars on Doner Kebabs over a 2 week period.

Breakfast
Lunch
and Dinner.

[Agrias]

well that sucks! i was born in greece but i have duel citizenship...but maybe thats why they havent asked me to give blood...cause i'm foreign....

[Kamiko]

Well, I was born overseas... but I'm an American citizen...
But, for some reason, I cannot give blood.
It sucks because I want a good reason to be out of it...
and not just be that way...?
(I'm out of it now, shockingly)

[Agrias]

i feel your pain..i think we should throw things at them...you in?

[Bunny]

People born in certain countries are not allowed to give blood because of the risk that it may be infected with a disease that is prevalent in that country. Also if you've visited certain countries, like different ones in Africa, due to the risk that you may have been infected while you were there. They are really strict about that sort of stuff.

I've given blood plenty of times, I actually get a kick out of the dizzy feeling that I get afterwards. I'm sure that isn't really a good thing to say or anything, but it's entirely true.

The stupidest thing I've ever done is thinking, believing with all I am, that I was in love with someone I was not.

[Kris_A]

.i look down and i realize i had a foot long peice of toilet paper stuck to my shoe

wow. I thought that only happened in high school movies.

Hmm.. stupidest thing? I stuck a knife in a toaster once. It had a plastic handle, luckily, but I would've done the same without realising even if it were metal.

[Agrias]

i'm the walking epitomy of a high school movie

[Darth Anarcus]

Being born in Russia makes me ineligible to give blood. So I guess I failed at that...

Awe, I love Russians!

Anyways, the dumbest thing I've ever done was forget to put a period at the end of a sentence once. Haha! Just kidding. Seriously, it would have to have been when I cut my nose with scissors.

[Kamiko]

i feel your pain..i think we should throw things at them...you in?

I think they might deport us...

[Odaisé Gaelach]

Trying to jump through a glass door without checking to see if it was double-glazed first.

(SPOILER)It was.

[vorpal blade]

Let's see... I:
-fell asleep during several tests (one being an English Final, the other a German test in which I had to ask the teacher to repeat the words I missed)

-Marked my answer in the wrong place (in the margins next to a previous answer) with an option that didn't exist

-answered a question on a German test in japanese (and vice versa)

-Misspelled the word "the" on my English Final (I think I spelled with a 3... or was it a 7?)

-Stuck my head out the car window only to realize there was a window in the way

-Recently put foil in the microwave, causing me a to spend nearly an hour cleaning it up.

[Araciel]

bought a shirt that is size small...didn't check to see what size it was. that sucked cause it was a nice shirt and when i brought it back there were none left my size

[Peegee]

Transcript of two events:

#1

- pg holds a stapler to his finger
- "I wonder what this feels like?"
- OWWWWW I'm bleeding bloodbloodbloodbloodbloodbloodblood

repeat every two months

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#2

- pg is at a restaurant with friends. They forgot to give me chopsticks so I tried to touch the food. It is covered in hot oil
- pg: OW
- pg (tries again) : OW !!
- pg (tries again) : OW !!
- pg (tries again) : OW !!
- pg (tries again) : OWWWWWW WTF???
- everybody laughs at pg

:(

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both true stories.