If I am allowed a cup, than I imagine I could take and smear many a five-year-olds' guts along the floor. I have a particular hate for younger children, so the incentive wouldn't be much of a problem, nor would there be any issues with feeling any sort of remourse.
They can bite, so the smurf can I. I am not the strongest of people, but compared to several very young individuals, such strength is legendary. You recall how your father could seemingly break your hand with ease when you were younger? The same can now be applied to me.