The Proufound Ponderings of the Drunk

[Shlup]

The question: How many 5 year-olds could you take on at once?

The specifics:
- You are in an enclosed area, roughly the size of a basketball court. There are no foreign objects.
- You are not allowed to touch a wall.
- When you are knocked unconscious, you lose. When they are all knocked unconscious, they lose. Once a kid is knocked unconscious, that kid is "out."
- I (or someone else intent on seeing to it you fail) get to choose the kids from a pool that is twice the size of your magic number. The pool will be 50/50 in terms of gender and will have no discernable abnormalities in terms of demographics, other than they are all healthy Americans.
- You may wear a protective cup, but no other padding.
- Assume the kids are motivated enough to not get scared, regardless of the bloodshed. Even the very last one will give it his/her best to take you down.

[Old Manus]

BEST THREAD EVER

[Bart's Friend Milhouse]

I estimate about 25. Beyond that, I don't think there would be much space left so I would be disqualified for touching the wall
EDIT: I wanna give this a try!

[Mittopotahis]

I'm so dissapointed in you, Shlup .

http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/sh...sb=9&o=14&vc=1

[I Am Stoner]

13 i'd say. Just smash a bottle and scare them and they would run away! But I am not going to hit a kid, stuff that.

[NeoCracker]

I could go any number you throw at me. All I have to do is say Bambi's mother died, and they'll bawl so hard they won't notice me walking up behind them and snapping their whinney little necks.

But I'll go 20.

[Mitch]

3. I'm pretty lazy.

[Bunny]

Zero.

My magic number is zero.

Therefore I escape the fight.

[Vivisteiner]

I went for 7, but I have no idea.

Although I probly wouldnt have the guts to hurt them anyway.

[Iceglow]

hmm I have actually had a similar experience to this except it was a kiddies party I got roped in on and it wasn't a basket ball court it was a bouncy castle. I was alone against 30 or so children...it's amazing how many can attack you and you can carry on moving I had like half of them dangling off me whilst I threw the others around play fighting. It was insane. I do however admit that whilst the most fun I had had in a long while (it was just funny seeing these kids go flying in to the side of the bouncy castle to come flying straight back at me) I was battered blue and black by the time I had done 15 minutes. It's not really a case of how many more how long you can take the pummelling they deliver, at first it don't hurt much but when they've bruised you something rotten and you are still getting punched and kicked then it hurts somewhat.

[Shlup]

I'm so dissapointed in you, Shlup .

http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/sh...sb=9&o=14&vc=1

Why? Because I took out the training part? That part was stupid.

[Araciel]

no idea....a lot...i'm assuming kids are easy to knock out. as i have never actually knocked a kid out, i can't be sure but at least 20

[Rye]

2, probably, because I'm out of shape and they're probably almost as tall as I am.

[Anaisa]

The most people I've ever fought at once was somewhere between 15-20 an they were a mixture of teenagers an adults. I managed to beat them, an quickly as well. So I could probably beat up at least a hundred teeny boppers at once.

[sephirothishere]

i r teh ninjuh....