A Painful Decision

[Rocket Edge]

Yoda ftw.

[Yamaneko]

So I would either have to develop an extreme nicotine addiction or undergo a lobotomy and then proceed to be taught the English language in an incorrect fashion? I mean it COULD happen, but I'll decide when it happens.

[Agrias]

if i talk yoda i'd just laugh at myself all day, and if i breathed like darth i might actually get people to be scared of me even though i'm only 5'0 and kinda cute....but too much fear would drive the love of my life away and i would be left destitute forever...FOREVER!



so i'd rather walk around in a banana suit

[Shlup]

c) Suicide

That was my choice too. xP

[Psychotic]

A combination of the two: Talk like Darth Vader. I wouldn't be against breathing like Yoda though.

[DarkLadyNyara]

Talk like Yoda I would, piss people off, it would.

[kikimm]

I'd probably take Darth Vader. Yoda annoys the hell out of me. Even if he is adorable. If I could live with him and not have him speak, that would be okay.

[nik0tine]

*breathe

[chionos]

Definately talk like Yoda. After learning Greek and beginning Hebrew and Spanish, I'm getting used to varied syntax. Yodaspeak is childsplay compared to Greek. I don't particularly like having my breathing obstructed or constricted so I definately wouldn't want to have to have that raspy painful breathing for the rest of my life.

[Hambone]

As creepy as it is, I say breathe like Darth Vader. My family would slit their wrists if I did, though.

[Roto13]

My dad breathes like Vader. We don't need another in the family.