How do you picture YOUR Jesus?

[Dr Aum]

Where can I sign up to be a Christian?

[Bunny]

I picture him a-lol'in.

[escobert]

I don't know if I have a Jesus to picture.

[Mitch]

Jesus would be level 71.

[XxSephirothxX]

Matt Stone and Trey Parker created the perfect images of both Jesus and God. Only Buddy Christ comes close.

[Shlup]

[NeoCracker]

Why hasn't anyone posted the Buddy Jesus yet?
Edit: Never mind, Azar got it. Even The Buddy Jesus is superior to south parks Jesus.

Anyway, my Jesus would have to be sexy. She would have to kick ass, have a Sword and be a Cat Girl. Since the real Jesus is obviously nothing like this, I have substituted your reality with my own to create a more personal Jesus that fits my Jesus'y needs.

[vorpal blade]

Jesus is a fish. Why else would people display "Jesus fishes" on their cars?

[Odaisé Gaelach]

Oh, this too:

[Vincent, Thunder God]

I started a character in Knights of the Old Republic 2, and when I made my character I realized that the blondish-brown-haired, bearded Jedi Guardian I had designed looked just like Jesus. I named him Jesus, and since I've been playing whenever the quest descriptions or the aliens name him I start laughing. I don't have an easy way to take a picture of him given that the game is on my Xbox, but nevertheless...

Other people have done this as well (proof is below). It's quite a stiking resemblance.



Anyway, if I had a better picture I would post it, but I don't have one. (If you really want to see him from the front, start up a KOTOR 2 profile and you should have no problems finding him). That's how I've envisioned Jesus lately.

[Rosenti]

I picture him a-lol'in.

OMG!! i cant stop laughin

[Bahamut SIN]

I picture Jesus black with a golden cup turning water into wine and pourin' it up.

[Araciel]

Jesus would be level 71.

EPIC LEVEL JEASOUS!

i picture the buddy christ from dogma
too lazy to link a picture

[Pant Leg Eater from the Bad World]

Jesus? You mean the fat Mexican kid from my school? He dropped out last year. Haven't seen him since.

[Kamiko]

The minute I saw this thread I was like "Talladega Nights", cos I watched it last night too (for the first time!).
When I picture Jesus, I picture the gay husband of a lesbian who spends all her nights away from home, leaving him with only Guys Gone Wild: Hunk Hotel for company.
I imagine my Jesus putting on his purple leather thong and storming to the closest lesbian strip bar and causing them to all have sex changes and ravage his body.
That is my Jesus.