How do you picture YOUR Jesus?

[Goldenboko]

Ok so yesterday I saw Taladaga Nights (very, very funny movie) and one of the best parts of the movie was when they started talking about how they pictured Jesus.

I like to picture Jesus in a T-Shirt Tux because it says "hey I'm formal, but I like to party". I like to party so I like my Jesus to party.

So how do you picture your Jesus?

If you can't think of one for yourself you can think of one for a different member, here's one for Leeza and Cid.

Leeza's...

I like to picture my Jesus as Josef Stalin, since I'm a ruthless dictator I like to picture my Jesus as a ruthless dictator...


Cid

I like to picture my Jesus invisable, so people would see him just as much as they see me at this forum.

Mine would be...

I picture my Jesus as a Chocobo, since I'm a Chocobo I like to picture my Jesus as a Chocobo.


P.S.- As you may have guessed this is not serious and says nothing about your religious standpoint, the funnier the better.

[Jowy]

I picture him with a PSP in hand.

[Rye]

I picture him a-lol'in.

[Dr Aum]

[Pure Strife]

Walking through the valley of the shadow of death with a big stick and a bad attitude.

[Vivisteiner]

I picture him eating a curry. Why?

Because Jesus is Indian!

[Khaotic]

Mohawk, baggy jeans, no shirt, chinese, playing DDR.

[Chloe.]

I picture him as Santa.

[Moon Rabbits]

I picture Jesus as the Velvet Acid Christ.

[Odaisé Gaelach]

He's not the Messiah, he's a very naughty boy!

[Sephex]

[Goldenboko]

0.o Thats one scary Jesus.

[Tavrobel]

You spelled his name wrong.

[Owen Macwere]

Cookie's rain?.

[LunarWeaver]