*blammo*

[Jowy]

If you could have the chance to sucker-punch one and only one celebrity our of nothing but sheer dislike, who would you choose?

I'd want to knock Tim Allen out myself.

[Bunny]

Brad Pitt.

My logic is, if I'm close enough to punch him, I'm close enough to kiss him. And that's like a dream.

[Rye]

I'd say Ben Affleck, but that'd be like fisting him, because of his giant buttcleft on his face. Grossauce. D:

[XxSephirothxX]

If we're talking movie star celebrities, I'm not really sure. But if we're just talkin' famous people in general, I would be torn between Bill O'Reilly and Ann Coulter.

[Madame Adequate]

I'd say Ben Affleck, but that'd be like fisting him, because of his giant buttcleft on his face. Grossauce. D:

You'd love to do that and you know it.

Paris Hilton. Not because I particularly dislike her, but imagine the kudos...

[Jowy]

If we're talking movie star celebrities, I'm not really sure. But if we're just talkin' famous people in general, I would be torn between Bill O'Reilly and Ann Coulter.

Famous people in general. I'd much rather throw a bear trap at Ann Coulter then punch her in the face, but this thread is limited to simply face-punching.

[DK]

Thierry Henry. No contest.

[Agrias]

ummm....anna nicole smith...just cause i hate her so much...and she's really playing up her sons death..

[Mitch]

Billy Joe Armstrong from Green Day.

[Odaisé Gaelach]

Billy Joe Armstrong from Green Day.

*lines up behind Supergyration, gripping a baseball bat*

[Dr Aum]

Punching Coulter is tempting, but I'm going to go with Fred Phelps.

[Shlup]

PARIS HILTON.

Easy choice.

[Bart's Friend Milhouse]

David Walliams or Matt Lucas. They just can't get enough publicity which all comes out of one silly little show of theirs. In fact most of Britain's comedians wind me up

[Venom]

Matt Leblanc or Ashton Kutcher.

[Psychotic]

Thierry Henry. No contest.

Seeing as Dan already has this one taken care of, I'm going to drink some 2003 juice and say Avril Lavigne.