ANNOUNCEMENT

[Spammerman]

I just had my first kiss. I feel so happy inside. The feel of it lingers like the fragrance of roses, time slowed down and sped up all at the same time, I think im in love with a magician.

How was your first kiss?

Describe some other firsts youve had.

[Shlup]

Tongue or no?

[Spammerman]

No. I can't help but smile whenever I think about it. The touch of our lips will linger forever.

[Shlup]

Then my first kiss was when I was seven. He was Leonardo, I was April. His girlfriend wasn't at Summer day camp that day. He had a mullet.

[Khaotic]

My mom.

[Fisher]

yeah I remember my first kiss but I've always had a thing for bad girls even when I was like 4 I had a thing for Rita from power rangers I wanted her to win most of the time

[Cookie]

My first kiss was behind a van on my street, it wasn't bad, but then again I don't remember.

[Odaisé Gaelach]

Mine was with a lesbien.

Don't ask.

EDIT: I didn't know she was a lesbien until after she kissed me!

[Nominus Experse]

My first kiss was as follows:

"Trevor?"
"What"
Kiss
Silence
"WTF? You mother smurfing piece of ! I smurfing hate you, and you come around and kiss me right on my unsuspecting lips? WTF? WHAT THE smurf? I mean seriously - WHAT THE smurf IS WRONG WITH YOU?

"I told you, straight to your smurfing face that I hate you, for a myriad of obvious reasons. What delusions do you conjure to create a situation that pleases you at my smurfing expense?

"WTF?

"You... are... a bitch."

Cries

Agitated mumbling of loathing and hate to self concerning antics of rash and rather stupid girl



So, basically, my first kiss was not of my choosing, which lead me to be rather upset. Not only was it not when or where I expected or dreamed of recieving one, it was "given" by someone I hated. Perfect might be the word for that kind of situation. Perfect, that is, if one was attempting to describe a perfect method to sabatoge the experience.

I was 17 -pathetic, no? To last that long, and then have it broken by something like that? Grrrrr....



The first kiss I shared with my girlfriend was a much more enjoyable experience, albeit awkward in some ways due to the fact that I kissed her teeth...

In some strange mode of recovering from the fact that I just kissed her teeth and not her lips, she mentioned that we ought to practice such actions. Of course, I did not disagree, for obvious and easily understood reasons.

[McLovin']

I kissed my blow-up wife at age 10.

[Rocket Edge]

My first kiss was when i was 4 i think. She snuck up behind me and planted one on my lips, and it was in front of the guys! DAMN YOU HELEN SWEENEY! DAMN YOU TO HELL!!1


Other than that, i was 9 when i first used my tounge. It makes me laugh, i was totally up for it!

EDIT: Oh and congrats link31793.

[Meat Puppet]

It was pretty twisted. I was at my friend’s house, and we were all pretty much drunk. I was talking to his sister and all of a sudden she plunged into my throat. It wasn’t bad, but I never talked to her again. I think I was about 14.

I am pretty sure this is correct. If i think of anything else I will let you know. :smash:

[Spammerman]

Thanks.

[kikimm]

I'm pretty sure I was 10 years old, and I was hanging out with two friends of mine, and we all kissed each other. Kinda weird. We all thought it was gross, too.

[Moon Rabbits]

My first real kiss was with a girl so it was icky. Anyways, a bunch of my friends and I were piled onto a bench and she sort of looked up at me and then we kissed. Ew.