Do you pee in the shower?

[Kamiko]

that's the only place nearly a lady can learn to urinate in a controlled manner while standing that affords any privacy (plus clean up is a snap!)

I would elaborate for kamiko, but that might be getting into description of the female genitalia that is too detailed for poor sensitive eoff.

Well, basically you kinda pull yourself up a little to direct the flow, and just try to go hard so you don't dribble. There are websites on this sort of thing, and I"m sure you can educate yourself if you really want to know. They also explain why you might want to learn this sort of trick.

I doubt there are many on EoFF who doesn't know the anatomy of the female genitalia, doesn't sex ed start in middle school these days?

We started in Primary but I was too busy reading Hentai to pay attention...