Jobs

[Iceglow]

I got told I would be an excellent choice for a diplomat as I would simply walk in to the room with the foreign dignitary and state "Look we can do this two ways, peacefully accept the deal on the table by us and look like our lap dog. Or we go bomb the out of you, kill thousands of your people and make you look like our bitch then we come back here and offer you an even ier deal than now, whats it going to be?" This was actually a History of politics teacher who said it and verbatim quoted from her. I liked that teacher she knew me only too well.

[Christmas]

They said I will make a perfect housewife with a maid doing all the housework.

[Psychotic]

Contract killer, hobo, President and contract killer hobo President.

[Iceglow]

Psy you forgot one....Victim!