Y'know, I've never had an actual romantic kiss. I had a girl pull me down onto a couch and smooch me backstage before a performance of a musical, I had 4 stage kisses with another girl in that musical, and I did a kissing scene in a movie musical last summer, but I haven't ever kissed a girlfriend. Might help that most of my girlfriends have been psycho, and the others mostly too shallow for me to want to be seriously involved with. I don't take the smooches lightly.