Is that a mirror in your pocket?
'Cause I can see myself in your pants.
I'm working on a little something and I need funny pick up lines. So, yes, share your favourites.
(I vaguely recall there being a similar topic around here somewhere but I don't remember when and I can't find it. >_>)
do you come here often or do you usually wait till you get home?
Heaven is missing an angel because you're standing right here in front of me
Yep, I know... pretty pathetic.
Nice shoes. Let's smurf.
<3
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Hey, want to do some math at my place? You and me, add a bed, subtract our clothes, divide your legs, and we'll start multiplying,
Apparently, I have been declared banished.
Your name must be Daisy, 'cause I have the sudden urge to plant you right here.
I like your hair.
Tôi đói.
Stupid is good, they're supposed to be completely hopeless. :P
Are those astronaut pants? Cause your butt is out of this world.
Do you believe in love at first sight, or do I have to walk by again?
*lick finger and drag it down other person's shirt* Oh, we should get you straight home and get you out of that wet shirt.
Many thanks Christmas!
Horniest Member, 2007! Gimme a little unf unf!
Excuse me, but I've been over by the bar running some numbers, and I believe that through combining our genes, we could create a faster, stronger, smarter super-soldier for our country. Now, there remains only one way to actually create this super-soldier, but in this time of national emergency, we have all been called upon to exert ourselves to new heights. Therefore, not for me, but for America, the cause of freedom calls upon you to go home with me tonight.
Oh, and my favorite: Hey baby, I'm like calculus. I'm so hard that I'll be doing you on your desk all night long.
Kinda nerdy but I like 'em...
"I'm a fermata. Hold me."
"If I were an enzyme, I would be DNA helicase so I could unzip your genes."
LOL @ Rye's.
Awesome.
Tôi đói.
uh...im like..new in town..can i get directions.....
to your place???
****this only works if you dont know the chick....
and uh....
QUESTION: how the hell ya get into those tight blue jeans...
ANSWER: well for starters you could buy me a drink....
Sephiro this here.
If you were a booger, I'd pick you first.
*check the tag on her shirt* Oh, I was just seeing if you were made in heaven.
Hear that fizzing sound? That's chemistry between you 'n me.
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