Is that a mirror in your pocket?

[Renmiri]

A boy from Uni (Astronomy) once had the most charming nerd pickup line:

"Will you be my binary star ?"

But if you want hopeless, asking for a slap in the face kind of line... This one was from the jerk at the same Astronomy class.

"I can see .... (aye, THAT planet's name ) well from here, care to come closer ?"

G.d the guy never tired of jokes about that cursed planet :rolleyes2

[Vermachtnis]

Is heaven missing an angel cause I've got an erection.

The normal person has 206 bones, howed you like another cause I've got an ~faints from blood loss to head~

[Roto13]

Is heaven missing an angel cause I've got an erection.

XD!

[Rocket Edge]

I love this one:

Baby did you fart? cos' you blow me away!!

[Odaisé Gaelach]

I know that this is late, but if you have a Santa hat, try this:

"Hey, I'm Santa Claus. Why don't you sit on my lap and tell me what you want for Christmas..."

[LoveArya]

I know that this is late, but if you have a Santa hat, try this:

"Hey, I'm Santa Claus. Why don't you sit on my lap and tell me what you want for Christmas..."

I was at the mall and some guy came up to me and said that

[CimminyCricket]

O_o dag....
Look at those legs go all the way up and make an ass out of themselves.

[Roto13]

I've always been partial to "She has legs that start at her hips and run all the way to the ground" but that's kinda charming in it's own way. :P

[Spammerman]

Originally posted by Croyles and sent to me by the beloved kikimm
I was hoping you wouldn't block my pop-up

Are you free tonight or will it cost me?

At the office copy machine "Reproducing eh?" "Can I help?"

Excuse me, maam, is that dress felt? Would you like it to be?

Brrr! My hands are cold. Can I warm them in your heaving breasts?

Cold out isn't it? (staring at breasts)

Baby, I'm an American Express lover.... you shouldn't go home without me!

[Roto13]

Are you free tonight or will it cost me?

XD I like that one.

[CimminyCricket]

Are you free tonight or will it cost me?

XD I like that one.

[Dr Aum]

Oh no, Rye reminded me of one I came up with in calculus last year.

"Hey hon, want to integrate? We can start by finding the area under those curves..."

Or, for the Pynchon fan,

"I think you just started a world war, sweetie. Let's get together before things go bad." (Read Gravity's Rainbow. You'll understand. )

[Giga Guess]

Why don't you sit on my lap, and we'll talk about the first thing that pops up.

Do you have any Italian in you? Do you want some?

Are your legs tired? Cuz you've been running through my mind all night.

Was your dad a thief? Cuz you just stole my heart.

*I swear, I swear by all that is holy, I have never used any of these. The fact that I'm still breathing should attest to that*

[Drex]

I've never been a big fan of pickup lines in general, much less dirty ones. I remember a classmate using this one during physics my junior year of high school, though.

That sweater is very becoming. Of course, if I were on you I'd becoming, too.

Sadly, she didn't knock his lights out. ):

[Roto13]

That sweater is very becoming. Of course, if I were on you I'd becoming, too.

Oh my god, I'm totally using that one. XD