Originally posted by Croyles and sent to me by the beloved kikimm
I was hoping you wouldn't block my pop-up
Are you free tonight or will it cost me?
At the office copy machine "Reproducing eh?" "Can I help?"
Excuse me, maam, is that dress felt? Would you like it to be?
Brrr! My hands are cold. Can I warm them in your heaving breasts?
Cold out isn't it? (staring at breasts)
Baby, I'm an American Express lover.... you shouldn't go home without me!





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