Originally posted by Croyles and sent to me by the beloved kikimm
I was hoping you wouldn't block my pop-up

Are you free tonight or will it cost me?

At the office copy machine "Reproducing eh?" "Can I help?"

Excuse me, maam, is that dress felt? Would you like it to be?

Brrr! My hands are cold. Can I warm them in your heaving breasts?

Cold out isn't it? (staring at breasts)

Baby, I'm an American Express lover.... you shouldn't go home without me!