Is that a mirror in your pocket?

[Giga Guess]

Wanna star in a movie...?

[Pant Leg Eater from the Bad World]

I wanna sex you drunkenly. Lets go drink.

[tidus_rox]

Your momma's so fat that she dreamt of marshmellows and woke up with no pillow

[Xander]

Wanna play on my megadrive?

[Roto13]

Your momma's so fat that she dreamt of marshmellows and woke up with no pillow

I somehow don't think that fits. :P

[Iceglow]

firstly XD to the entire thread these are hillarious, I got some that are cheesey but have actually worked for me in the past (depends on the girl but sometimes cheesey works better than exceptional)

The gold fish line.... (yes this I swear worked) "you know me and my mates once made up a gold fish language" girl's normal response at this point is "how the hell does that work?" here you improvise if you need to and explain that the language is simply by impersonating a gold fish quickly and at random groups of "bob"s. and then ask her to try it just act playfull and stuff but when she does it and asks what did she just say you look at her and wink as you say "Did you just proposition me?"

Swear to god that worked. don't ask me for a better explanation or who it worked on because you guys knew her.

[Cruise Control]

Sorry Raistlin.

Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?

[Odaisé Gaelach]

Your momma's so fat that she dreamt of marshmellows and woke up with no pillow

*slaps him*

We're trying to charm the girl here, not spout bad "momma" jokes at her.

[Remon]

Your momma's so fat that she dreamt of marshmellows and woke up with no pillow

I'm just imagining the faces of the girl and her mother when they hear this.

It's funny though and the others as well.I don't have any myself sorry