I know, it's terribly broken. I think it's because of the Rapid, Many, and Precise shot feats. And speed on the weapon doesn't help.

If he's a ranged fighter, then I say go with option 1: Black Tentacles. He'll be far enough away not to get hit by it and it'll be VERY clear who was the one doing the work.
Brilliant! Thank you soooooooo much!!!! It'll be perfect! Ha, can't wait to see his face! *evil laughter* You, sir, have just made me very happy indeed. This may very well solve my problem. I am in your debt.


(Oh, and, erm, can I use my two-weapon fighting class? I'll give you the stats and everything and can change it however you want.)