When me and my friends were playing real-life D&D, we decided it would be really cool if we took out sticks and started clobbering each other with them. Since I had a +5 strength bonus, I smashed my weapon right across my friends stomach and he fell on the lawn. I was prancing around telling him he owed me 5 dollars and he got up and punched me and then we started shoving each other down a hill and I lost too much HP and died.