XD that's a good one N_R.

I've got one here. You all remember that twinked elf ranger I told you about? Well him and the ninja were fighting (again). This happened in a town in the Underdark, as we were talking to the head cleric (hot elf chick, so described by the DM) about the strange happenings going on in the town. (turns out everyone was controlled by puppeteers.) Anyway, the cleric tried to get the two to stop fighting but they wouldn't listen to her. So she wades into the fray, knocking the ninja to the ground and cast Command on the ranger. She then looked right into the rangers eyes and said: "Deficate." And right there, in the middle of the town, the uber I'm-sucha-badass-i-can-kill-anything-i-don't-need-any-help ranger wet his pants. To hide the fact that he did so, he jumped into the fountain. So now, he's throughly soaked. And he waddled away with what dignity he had left. (not much. We all laughed for about 10 minutes before we returned to the game.)