Quote Originally Posted by ShlupQuack View Post
I was removing the pit from an avacado with a steak knife and it slipped and cut my finger almost to the bone. I said "Mom... I cut myself. I think it's pretty ba--" and then I was suddenly on the floor. Passed out again before my stepfather carried me to the car. Had to get like six stitches.

Do I win?
Yes. You should also be kept away from knives. And could you really have lost that much blood fro your thumb?

I once made myself a little PBJ sandwich. I noticed that a piece of the glass jelly jar was missing from the bottom. I couldn't find it. As it was empty, I tossed the jar in the trash andproceeded to play with some toys. I stood up during my playing (with micro machines)...and found the missing piece. Apparently, the sticky shard stuck to my pants, and as I stood up, the shard cut my wrist. Surprisingly calmly, i threw the shard away, rinsed my cut and put a bandaid on it. I now have a scar.