Quote Originally Posted by vorpal blade View Post
Quote Originally Posted by ShlupQuack View Post
I was removing the pit from an avacado with a steak knife and it slipped and cut my finger almost to the bone. I said "Mom... I cut myself. I think it's pretty ba--" and then I was suddenly on the floor. Passed out again before my stepfather carried me to the car. Had to get like six stitches.

Do I win?
Yes. You should also be kept away from knives. And could you really have lost that much blood fro your thumb?
It was my ring finger. And it actually didn't bleed at all; I went into shock. xD