shredded the family jewels while having a good time....
boy, was it ever painful to do sprints that next day
shredded the family jewels while having a good time....
boy, was it ever painful to do sprints that next day
Originally Posted by Maxx Power
I was seven , and I was running around in my new shoes, when my grandma closed the glass door, and I thought it was still open....... I kept running, and ran to grandma to show her how fast I could run, and I smacked into the screen door like a fly on a windshield. I lay on my back looking at the door, and it had a note that said"GLASS DOOR, KIDS DONT TOUCH"....how I missed it, I will never know.
When I was about 4 I was chasing my sisters friend that was on a bike (I wasn't on a bike) and he stopped and I wasn't looking and I smashed into the bike seat cracking my skull open. I had to go to the hospital and get stitches, I still have a little scar on my forehead today.
[Edit] By the way, this thread made me laugh almost more than the sloppy joe thread in the archives.
Last edited by Avarice-ness; 01-04-2007 at 12:39 AM.
When I was a very wee child, I decided to run fullspeed at a wooden door with my head lowered. Fortunately it didn't crack my skull.
As far as I can recall, I did this because I was pretending to be a rhinoceros.
Fielding on the boundary while playing cricket. Balls comes flying over and I try to catch it. Break my finger but I don't realise. Ball goes for four. Team greatly angered. Continued playing. Went in to bat. Tremendous pain. Out for 5. Lost the game.
there was a picture here
Well, uh, I was running in the house and ran outside, and I completely forgot that there were some stairs since I recently moved in, so, I was falling but I put my hand in the way but landed on my hand. But my finder stuck out that that's what I landed on. And it was a LONG way down, so you could imagine that amount of pain when I finally landed. >.< I almost broke my middle finger. I sprained it. This was when I was like 8 or 9. Hurt so badly. :o
Uhm, the time hot glass fell into my lap, and burned through my pants and underwear, and burned a sensitive part of my body
The time a glass elbow during a lab experiment broke and went directly through my hand... surgery got pieces of glass out of hand.
First one hurt hella more though.
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Hmm.. weirdest injury... probably when I was four or five and a cousin decided he was going to pick up one of those heavy, toy, metal dump trucks and hit me with it over the head as hard as he could. For what reason I have no clue. Don't remember anything else about it but thankfully for him, hes on the side of the family we don't see much of.
you poor child.
Child :P I'm older then ya lol
Hmm.. then there was that incident with the mud/clay mix in the woods after the storm and the half dead fish.....
I got my hand caught in a ceiling fan on New Year's Eve. xD
All life begins with a Nu and ends with a Nu.
Not akward but stupid.
a)I used to be scared of my sister, and she did a jump towards me. I ran to the left. I forgot about the fridge.
b)I was running, and I was trying to get to my friends house so I cut across the lawn. The lawn was raised above the sidewalk. I didnt realize it until I went rolling into the street across the sidewalk. Ended up hurting my anle. Then my syster pulled on my ankle. Hurt like hell.
It looks like the ground had a sex change.
my other injury was when i was riding my bike down the sidewalk and this guy just reversed into me...he reversed as if he just had an argument with his wife real pissed off reverse you know.... yeah this happen like 4 weeks ago i sprained my left leg big bruise near the shins and other bruises on my waist...
Catching a pop fly during softball with the glove open towards my face. My left upper lip was messed for a few days. Also, having a piece of wood cut your head open because you walked down the stairs with your shoelaces undone.
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