Step-by-step... daaaay by daaaay! A Fresh start over, a different hand will pl-- oh, sorry. Step-by-Step Instructions on How To Make an RPG~!
1. Sacrifice a goat to an the Gods. The goat must be approximately 12-years-old (in any age, human or goat, even dog!) and must be given the name Henry at birth. Any form of Henry is acceptable, this includes Henrietta. If you cannot find one named Henry, you may use one named Adolphus.
2. Pray for exactly 7 days, 14 hours, 28 minutes, and 56 seconds. This number must be exact there is no room for mistakes.
3. After praying for the aforementioned amount of time, you must eat nothing but fish and drink nothing but white zinfandel for three days. If you are not of the age to consume alcoholic beverages, grape juice is acceptable. But it must be Welch's. All other grape juices are inferior.
4. Obtain the proper program needed to create games. You may use whatever means necessary to accomplish this task, although if you decide to take illegal measures, that is on you and I nor any of my subordinates will accept the responsibility. In fact, we will deny having any such knowledge that any such event took place at any time.
5. Somehow obtain all the knowledge needed to create a decent game of Runescape size or smaller. You may indeed use any means necessary, but I feel the need to remind you that "sucking the life force from your opponant" does not actually consume their knowledge. No matter what television or movies tells us.
6. Have fun. This should really be rule number one, but I really like goats.
Good luck. Never give up. Never surrender.
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Originally Posted by Bunny
