Somebody wrote me an insulting PM for writting that Jessica Simpson is a genius; they said I have a big nose.
I'm not sure what that has to do with anything, or how they would know that...but it's true.
Look out, we have a psychic lurking on this site.
My nose is longer than a pickle.
My nose is longer than a chocobo's beak.
People often call me tucan sam; thats how bad it is.
Seriously.